My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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