is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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