hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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