Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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