Pappa wants mamma naked
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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