I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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