My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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