First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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