Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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