I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
