O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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