haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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