I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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