My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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