that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
