covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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