I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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