yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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