dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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