her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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