I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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