I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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