omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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