I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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