Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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