The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He? As in you personified your dick?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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