Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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