I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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