Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I did not marry a roomba.
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