Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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