Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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