Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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