dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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