She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college