i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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