Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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