Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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