I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
operation have a gay friend backfired
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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