I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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