I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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