so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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