Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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