I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Randomize
