wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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