Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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