i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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