I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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