my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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