The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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