That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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