there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.