I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable