ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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