Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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