This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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