Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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