How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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