Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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