We're facebook friends in real life
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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