We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
