guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we're making bets on your personal life
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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