I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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